The Mike Of All Trades

The following dialogue takes place sometime between the 2nd and 6th inning on the Hanover Park bench:
Jason Liotta had just hit his second home run of the game and Alex Gialanella is digging in on the plate against Jake Porcello
[The Mike of All Trades]: Alex is going to go yard, I can feel it.
[Mitola]: No way!
[The Mike of All Trades]: I have a good feeling, Mitola.
[Mitola]: He didn't even hit one out in batting practice!
[The Mike of All Trades]: There's just something in the air.
[Mitola]: I'll bet you ten dollars, he won't, if you are so confident. If you win, I'll give you ten times that.
[The Mike of All Trades]: I don't bet on the game. By the way, he's going to hit it to left field. And also left of the scoreboard.
[Mitola]: Yea ok!
Alex Gialanella unloads on a Porcello offering and deposits the ball left of the scoreboard in left field and nearly kills a fan in the process. Mitola is speechless and staring at the Mike of All Trades. The Mike of All Trades is not only smart and sagelike, but apparently psychic now too.


BTW, HP stuns the baseball world with a Alex Gialanella sac fly in the 9th inning that ended the score, 7-6 HP over SHP.